France auto-reply and warnings

Auto-reply
Thanks for you email.

As all emails are currently being directed through this office, we are currently experiencing a huge backlog of emails.

Please allow up to 28 days for a response.

Thanks for your patience.

FEA Global Biotechnology

Warning
In light of the recent attacks, all communications are being monitored. As such, we know you have been exposed to confidential information about the UK division of FEA Global Biotechnology. We also know you have been in contact with known terrorist associates.

Your actions are in breach of the District 6 Memorial Act 2018 and the Sovereign Wealth Fund Trade Secrets Act 2015. Both of which can carry a minimum term of 35 years Debted Labour in Manx Prison.

However, we notice that this information has been accessed in the year 2014 so these laws will not apply to you. Not yet anyway. We do not want to take further action against you, but should communications continue, we will have no alternative.

You have been warned.